prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via illbezeldayoubemylink)

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

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itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

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born-t0-lose:

Issues - Stingray Affliction

born-t0-lose:

Issues - Stingray Affliction

(via ginger-nuts)

toolesbiantofunction:

fearrfullittlelover:

Now I’m excited for my entire day. Things are looking up, up, up.

IS IT BECAUSE OF ME? IS IT??? IS IT??????? TELL ME IT IS

(Source: fearfullittleloveer)

a-r-c-t-i-c-monkeys:

vertical, vintage, indie blog.

(Source: travelingcolors, via wreckers)

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30rockasaurus:

victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.

so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.

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and the paparazzi fell for it.

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i love victoria beckham.

(via breathtakingmomentss)

givenchydreams:

childhood

(Source: staypozitive)